Yep, more horrible literature of mine from years gone by. This one’s called The Things, and was written in about 1998 or so. It really shows up how I was being influenced by Terry Pratchett, in regards to the humour and prodigious use of footnotes. :)
Sorry it’s a pdf, but there’s no other easy way to maintain the footnotes in a usable fashion. If you can’t view pdf’s easily, get a better OS. :P
And I’m sorry that it doesn’t have much of a conclusion… I don’t know if I was meant to be going somewhere with it, or if that’s it. I think it was a school assignment, so there was probably a word limit… I guess I may just have stopped writing once I hit it.