Potatoes don’t last

I bought a big bag of potatoes around about the first week I was here. I happened to look at them the other day, and discovered they’d developed tentacles and were escaping from the bag.

Apparently potatoes, despite having a reputation for being sedentary and impassive, are actually physical conduits into this world for Cthulhu.

Let’s see them evolve their way out of the garbage bin. Suckers.

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