For a few months now, there’s been a lot of little ants invading my bathroom. Mostly I realised this because they’ve been accumulating, dead, all over the floor. More recently, I also noticed live ones wandering around the basin. Even more recently, in the last week or two, they’ve invade my bedroom as well – wandering over the walls all the time. And on my desk, now and again. A couple of days ago they invaded my clothes, and I spent all morning at work finding the little buggers, on my person, and picking them off. But that’s all cool – they hadn’t done any real harm.

This morning I woke up to discover that they had found my chocolate.

This means war.

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